Jesus, Buddha And Doña Fela (AKA Grandma - Abuelita )
💥 Jesus Laughed. Buddha Nodded. Doña Fela Sniffed
Why the Real Ones Don’t Sanitize the Human Experience
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if your spiritual journey smells like rose water 24/7… You’re probably skipping steps. 🥣🦨 🥣
The real ones —
The sages, abuelas, and truth-tellers didn’t curate a vibe —
They told the truth, even when it stank. 🔓
I call it the “unmarketable sacred”:
- ✋🏽 Night sweats y ancestral purges
- 👃🏽 Spiritual odor no Palo Santo can mask
- 🧽 Soul-cleaning, not image-cleaning
- 💔 Amor in betrayal’s costume
- 🤡 Trauma dressed up as “transformation”
That’s the real gospel. 🇵🇷 🥭
🧼 Fake Prophets Smell Like Perfume
Too many selling “light” with skincare energy 🧴 — but can’t sit with their own funk. 🦨 Bypassing grief ≠ wisdom.
Jesus flipped tables. Buddha left comfort. They weren’t going viral — they were going real.
💭 Truth Ain’t Always Cute
In Spiritual Odor Is Real™, I shared how the body releases old lies. That sweat ain’t random — it’s sacred.
“Talk to the funk.” Not cute — práctico.
Healing can be sweaty, stanky, and honest AF. 🦨 🪇
✨ Funky Over Filtered
This isn’t a brand. It’s a body (and a body of work) that’s cried, purged, and mango-dreamed its way to truth. 🥭🍃 🥭
🙃 Witchy Wisdom Runs Deep
My nieta called me a witch. I said, “Exactly.”
In our línea, we don’t fake peace. We stir coconut milk and remember lifetimes. 🥥 We don’t “arrive.” We stay healing. 🪇
📢 This Blog’s for You If:
- Fake “light” makes you gag
- You smell shady vibes antes de words
- Your nervous system is your compass
- Your sweat tells more truth than talk
- They said “too sensitive” — you now say “sacredly wired”
🧠 Final Point:
If you’re drawn to holy weirdos and repelled by soft-spoken manipulators… this is your casa. 🥣
Jesus laughed. Buddha nodded. Doña Fela smelled it from the porch. 🇵🇷
Don’t sanitize your soul. Smell the truth. And never let a ring light tell you what’s holy. 👗
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