Jesus, Buddha And Doña Fela (AKA Grandma - Abuelita )

💥 Jesus Laughed. Buddha Nodded. Doña Fela Sniffed

Why the Real Ones Don’t Sanitize the Human Experience

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if your spiritual journey smells like rose water 24/7… You’re probably skipping steps. 🥣🦨 🥣

The real ones —
The sages, abuelas, and truth-tellers didn’t curate a vibe — They told the truth, even when it stank. 🔓

I call it the “unmarketable sacred”:

  • ✋🏽 Night sweats y ancestral purges
  • 👃🏽 Spiritual odor no Palo Santo can mask
  • 🧽 Soul-cleaning, not image-cleaning
  • 💔 Amor in betrayal’s costume
  • 🤡 Trauma dressed up as “transformation”

That’s the real gospel. 🇵🇷 🥭


🧼 Fake Prophets Smell Like Perfume

Too many selling “light” with skincare energy 🧴 — but can’t sit with their own funk. 🦨 Bypassing grief ≠ wisdom.

Jesus flipped tables. Buddha left comfort. They weren’t going viral — they were going real.


💭 Truth Ain’t Always Cute

In Spiritual Odor Is Real™, I shared how the body releases old lies. That sweat ain’t random — it’s sacred.

“Talk to the funk.” Not cute — práctico.

Healing can be sweaty, stanky, and honest AF. 🦨 🪇


✨ Funky Over Filtered

This isn’t a brand. It’s a body (and a body of work) that’s cried, purged, and mango-dreamed its way to truth. 🥭🍃 🥭


🙃 Witchy Wisdom Runs Deep

My nieta called me a witch. I said, “Exactly.”

In our línea, we don’t fake peace. We stir coconut milk and remember lifetimes. 🥥 We don’t “arrive.” We stay healing. 🪇


📢 This Blog’s for You If:

  • Fake “light” makes you gag
  • You smell shady vibes antes de words
  • Your nervous system is your compass
  • Your sweat tells more truth than talk
  • They said “too sensitive” — you now say “sacredly wired”

🧠 Final Point:

If you’re drawn to holy weirdos and repelled by soft-spoken manipulators… this is your casa. 🥣

Jesus laughed. Buddha nodded. Doña Fela smelled it from the porch. 🇵🇷

Don’t sanitize your soul. Smell the truth. And never let a ring light tell you what’s holy. 👗

Soul-Up™
Because Your Spirit Didn’t Come Here to Settle.

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