Love Bombs, Red Flags & Cappy Chaos 🥣
💭 Back in the Day…
We all heard the classic:
“Don’t assume—because when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.”
Cute.
But some assumptions cut deeper.
Especially the ones that sneak in wearing intimacy's clothes.
They sound like closeness—but they feel like confusion.
🧠 The Chatterbox With Receipts™
Enter Cappy: smooth-talking, future-building, emotionally strategic.
He doesn’t just flirt—he recruits.
These aren’t just flirty words.
These are carefully coded scripts.
You’re not falling in love—you’re being cast in a drama you didn’t audition for.
😬 Intimate Assumptions Hit Different
Like…
“They’re charming, so they must be safe.”
Or “He said he loved me once, in a 2am text.” 👀📱
Cuidado, amiga.
This is how the story starts—and how the trap gets set.
😈 Cappy’s Favorite Blend
- 💔 Betrayal in a silk robe
- 💸 Shared dreams, unpaid invoices
- 🤯 Emotional fog, heavy on the gaslight
You think it’s deep.
He thinks it’s convenient.
🌪️ The Smooth Talker Trap™
Cappy dances around the truth like it's a salsa competition.
But this ain’t romance—it’s a redirect.
You thought:
“We’re building something beautiful.”
He thought:
“Cool, you’re free labor.”
The red flag?
You’re making vision boards.
He’s making real estate deals—without you.
🏠 When It Hits the Wallet (and the Heart)
You’re crashing on couches.
He’s giving TED Talks in your language.
You gave because you cared.
But Cappy?
He turned your love into infrastructure—and ghosted before the ribbon cutting.
💸 What I Actually Lost
- Time
- Energy
- Trust
- My home
- My business
- My dream
And honestly?
He didn’t even invite me to the grand opening.
Qué descaro. 🙃
💣 Emotional Landmines Look Like Love
I assumed we were a team.
He assumed I’d do the heavy lifting and call it “connection.”
What looked like a relationship…
Was actually a well-dressed proposal—with no equity.
🤷♀️ And Still… I Miss It?
The worst part?
Some days I still want to go back.
Not for him.
But for the version of the story I thought we were writing.
My nervous system misses the fake peace.
The false future.
The sweet nothings that once felt like everything.
🎭 Real Talk (con cariño)
I gave my all.
He gave a pitch.
But this isn’t about being dumb.
It’s about waking up.
When life shows you what it is—take notes, not blame.
Some connections teach you.
Others un-teach you.
Both are sacred.
And Cappy?
He was just the syllabus.
💭 Back in the Day…
We all heard the classic:
“Don’t assume—because when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.”
Cute.
But some assumptions cut deeper.
Especially the ones that sneak in wearing intimacy's clothes.
They sound like closeness—but they feel like confusion.
🧠 The Chatterbox With Receipts™
Enter Cappy: smooth-talking, future-building, emotionally strategic.
He doesn’t just flirt—he recruits.
These aren’t just flirty words.
These are carefully coded scripts.
You’re not falling in love—you’re being cast in a drama you didn’t audition for.
😬 Intimate Assumptions Hit Different
Like…
“They’re charming, so they must be safe.”
Or “He said he loved me once, in a 2am text.” 👀📱
Cuidado, amiga.
This is how the story starts—and how the trap gets set.
😈 Cappy’s Favorite Blend
- 💔 Betrayal in a silk robe
- 💸 Shared dreams, unpaid invoices
- 🤯 Emotional fog, heavy on the gaslight
You think it’s deep.
He thinks it’s convenient.
🌪️ The Smooth Talker Trap™
Cappy dances around the truth like it's a salsa competition.
But this ain’t romance—it’s a redirect.
You thought:
“We’re building something beautiful.”
He thought:
“Cool, you’re free labor.”
The red flag?
You’re making vision boards.
He’s making real estate deals—without you.
🏠 When It Hits the Wallet (and the Heart)
You’re crashing on couches.
He’s giving TED Talks in your language.
You gave because you cared.
But Cappy?
He turned your love into infrastructure—and ghosted before the ribbon cutting.
💸 What I Actually Lost
- Time
- Energy
- Trust
- My home
- My business
- My dream
And honestly?
He didn’t even invite me to the grand opening.
Qué descaro. 🙃
💣 Emotional Landmines Look Like Love
I assumed we were a team.
He assumed I’d do the heavy lifting and call it “connection.”
What looked like a relationship…
Was actually a well-dressed proposal—with no equity.
🤷♀️ And Still… I Miss It?
The worst part?
Some days I still want to go back.
Not for him.
But for the version of the story I thought we were writing.
My nervous system misses the fake peace.
The false future.
The sweet nothings that once felt like everything.
🎭 Real Talk (con cariño)
I gave my all.
He gave a pitch.
But this isn’t about being dumb.
It’s about waking up.
When life shows you what it is—take notes, not blame.
Some connections teach you.
Others un-teach you.
Both are sacred.
And Cappy?
He was just the syllabus.
💭 Back in the Day…
We all heard the classic:
“Don’t assume—because when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.”
Cute.
But some assumptions cut deeper.
Especially the ones that sneak in wearing intimacy's clothes.
They sound like closeness—but they feel like confusion.
🧠 The Chatterbox With Receipts™
Enter Cappy: smooth-talking, future-building, emotionally strategic.
He doesn’t just flirt—he recruits.
These aren’t just flirty words.
These are carefully coded scripts.
You’re not falling in love—you’re being cast in a drama you didn’t audition for.
😬 Intimate Assumptions Hit Different
Like…
“They’re charming, so they must be safe.”
Or “He said he loved me once, in a 2am text.” 👀📱
Cuidado, amiga.
This is how the story starts—and how the trap gets set.
😈 Cappy’s Favorite Blend
- 💔 Betrayal in a silk robe
- 💸 Shared dreams, unpaid invoices
- 🤯 Emotional fog, heavy on the gaslight
You think it’s deep.
He thinks it’s convenient.
🌪️ The Smooth Talker Trap™
Cappy dances around the truth like it's a salsa competition.
But this ain’t romance—it’s a redirect.
You thought:
“We’re building something beautiful.”
He thought:
“Cool, you’re free labor.”
The red flag?
You’re making vision boards.
He’s making real estate deals—without you.
🏠 When It Hits the Wallet (and the Heart)
You’re crashing on couches.
He’s giving TED Talks in your language.
You gave because you cared.
But Cappy?
He turned your love into infrastructure—and ghosted before the ribbon cutting.
💸 What I Actually Lost
- Time
- Energy
- Trust
- My home
- My business
- My dream
And honestly?
He didn’t even invite me to the grand opening.
Qué descaro. 🙃
💣 Emotional Landmines Look Like Love
I assumed we were a team.
He assumed I’d do the heavy lifting and call it “connection.”
What looked like a relationship…
Was actually a well-dressed proposal—with no equity.
🤷♀️ And Still… I Miss It?
The worst part?
Some days I still want to go back.
Not for him.
But for the version of the story I thought we were writing.
My nervous system misses the fake peace.
The false future.
The sweet nothings that once felt like everything.
🎭 Real Talk (con cariño)
I gave my all.
He gave a pitch.
But this isn’t about being dumb.
It’s about waking up.
When life shows you what it is—take notes, not blame.
Some connections teach you.
Others un-teach you.
Both are sacred.
And Cappy?
He was just the syllabus.
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